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List of quotes to use from shows and movies

I love coming up with cheesy quotes from shows and movies to put in cards and emails. Life goes so quick but it is still a good idea to put together a nice quotes list. Here are some Office Space Quotes items I have now:

• Bill Lumbergh
• Ah, ah, I almost forgot... I'm also going to need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too. We, uhhh, lost some people this week and we sorta need to play catch-up. Mmmmmkay? Thaaaaaanks.
• I'm going to need those TPS reports... ASAP...
• ...So, if you could do that, that would be great...
• Hello, Peter. What's happenin'?
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• Michael Bolton
• Cockgobblers!
• There *was* nothing wrong with it [his name]... until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
• PC LOAD LETTER? What the fuck does that mean?
• [Regarding the malfunctioning fax/copy machine] That thing's lucky I'm not armed.
• Bob Slydell
• What would ya say...ya do here?

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