Here are some great quotes for you to enjoy.
List of quotes to use from shows and movies
I love coming up with cheesy quotes from shows and movies to put in cards and emails. Life goes so quick but it is still a good idea to put together a nice quotes list. Here are some Faster Than One Liners items I have now:
- Vanished quicker than [one hit wonder]’s music career.
- Faster than a wink of an eye
- Faster than the wife can figure out a way to spend it.
- Faster than a cat on a mouse
- Faster than a speeding bullett
- Quicker than your mother can unbutton her overalls.
- Faster than a cheetah could pounce on a limping [political figure].
- Gone faster than a [container of indigestion remedy/domesticated animal] in a [restaurant].
- Faster than a new version of anything by Microsoft needing to be patched.
- Disappeared faster than a [snack food] at a [diet program] meeting.
- Faster than a teenage girl with juicy gossip
- Gone faster than a toupee in a hurricane.
- That was faster than green grass through a goose.
- Out quicker than [sports team] at the play-offs.
- Disappeared faster than a watermelon in the hands of gallagher.
- Gone quicker than a cheesy poof in the hands of Cartman.
- Faster than a dog with a bone
- Quicker than [fat celebrity] would sign up for a butter convention (groundhog-at-a-cabbage-convention, etc)
- Faster than a speeding ticket.
- Lost faster than an intern’s dignity at a cigar club meeting
- Faster than the babysitter’s boyfriend when the car pulls up.