One Liners Dating

Huge list of some great quotes from your favorite people, movies, and shows.


Here are some great quotes for you to enjoy.

List of quotes to use from shows and movies

I love coming up with cheesy quotes from shows and movies to put in cards and emails. Life goes so quick but it is still a good idea to put together a nice quotes list. Here are some One Liners Dating items I have now:

  • If we were to go out for dinner, where would we go?
  • I like to date school teachers; if you do something wrong, they make you do it over again.
  • Did you know tourism officials in Tasmania, Australia are seeking someone to fill the position of ‘Chief Wombat Cuddler’ for an orphaned wombat?
  • Let’s cut this bullshit and just meet for a drink?
  • Could you date someone who orders a plain bagel with plain cream cheese when they have other options?
  • Hope you like cheesy pickup lines, because if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.
  • Hawaiian or pepperoni?
  • Women need to know that not all guys are going to hurt them the way that the guy did before they started dating me; I know guys I wouldn’t go out with.
  • Are you my appendix? Because I don’t know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
  • I don’t normally contact people on this, but I find you very intriguing.
  • Soon there will be married couples whose how-we-met story is “we both swiped right, and then he asked me to marry him.” I’m not gonna ask, but it’s tempting.
  • Do you have an ugly boyfriend? No? Want one?
  • I date this girl for two years – and then the nagging starts: ‘I wanna know your name…’
  • I’m bad at this, so I’m going to buck the Tinder trend and let you make the first move, if that’s okay.
  • I recognize you from Andy’s party a few months ago! Am I right?
  • Dark chocolate, turtle cheesecake, or Cherry Garcia? If you had to choose…
  • I like being married for two reasons: 1) I got really tired of dating, and 2) I got really tired of exercising.
  • Love the photo of you in Venice—what was the best restaurant you went to there?
  • I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
  • My friends would be jealous if you went out with me.
  • Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
  • Your natural beauty radiates from my phone. I just got an instant tan from your glow. BRB applying aloe vera.
  • When a man goes on a date, he wonders if he is going to get lucky… a woman already knows.
  • Katy Perry or Taylor Swift?
  • So I see you like The West Wing. Do you identify more with Josh or Toby?
  • So we both like Harry Potter. If we ever end up role-playing I want to be Dobby.
  • How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.
  • I woke up thinking today was just another boring Monday, and then I saw your photo on my app.
  • Two truths and a lie: ready, set, go!
  • How does a person like me get a date with someone like you?
  • Hey how’s your day so far? I just got a haircut without running it by my mom. I feel like such a badass.
  • On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need.
  • I’m new to this city, can you show me the way to your heart?
  • I’d like to start a family, but you have to have a date first.
  • (if she’s wearing a hat) Hey, I like the way you wear your hat. It makes you look like you’re plotting something. Want to help me kidnap three puppies?
  • I’m told girls love seeing pictures of baby animals? (insert picture of a puppy here)
  • On a scale of 1 to “Hey you in the bushes!” how creepy have your interactions on Tinder been so far?
  • You get a 3-day weekend. Are you heading for the mountains, the beach, or sleeping till noon?
  • (if she doesn’t respond the first time) We just matched and you’re already playing hard to get?!
  • Hey so let’s just skip to the important stuff. What’s your favorite Spice Girls song?
  • Titanic. That’s my icebreaker. What’s up?
  • If two vegetarians have a fight, is it still called a beef?
  • I ate an entire box of mini tacos last night and I wasn’t even high.
  • I went out with a promiscuous impressionist – she did everybody.
  • You’ve just won a free trip to anywhere in the world! (Not from me, it’s coming in the mail.) The catch is you have to leave tomorrow. Where are you headed?
  • Are you a 0% APR loan? Because I’m having trouble understanding your terms and you aren’t showing any interest.
  • This is so us. Me doing all the talking. You sitting there looking all cute.
  • I would totally let you take me to brunch tomorrow.
  • I was trying to come up with a good pick-up line but then I realized they’re lame so all I have to give you is a hello and this shrug. Hello. (insert shrug emoji)
  • I love going on blind dates because you can stare at their tits. … Some of you are now thinking — “Hey you can’t make fun of the blind…” Watch me.
  • Hey. So when our friends ask us how we met, what are we going to tell them?
  • Hey, what have you been up to today? I just saved a baby duck from drowning.
  • I just saw the best upsexy ever (hopefully gets a confused reply like, “what’s up sexy?”)
  • The whole dating ritual was different when I was a kid; girls got pinned, not nailed.
  • Your Sunday breakfast personality is __? A) Waffles & pancakes, slowly savored. B) Apple & granola bar on the run. C) Aggressive mimosas. D) Sleeping til lunch.
  • You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
  • Now what's on the menu? Me-n-u
  • What’s a smart, attractive man/woman like myself doing without your number?
  • I can feel you staring at my profile from here.
  • Hi, I’d like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.
  • Does this mean we’re exclusive?
  • If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
  • Has anyone ever told you that you look like [fill in name of obscure actor/actress].
  • Hey, how was your weekend?
  • (knife and fork emoji x 4) I’ve got all these forks and knives all I need is a little spoon.
  • Phew! I almost swiped left and had a heart attack! Saved at the last minute.

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