Golf Love Quotes

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List of quotes to use from shows and movies

I love coming up with cheesy quotes from shows and movies to put in cards and emails. Life goes so quick but it is still a good idea to put together a nice quotes list. Here are some Golf Love Quotes items I have now:

  • Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I’ve played the game for 50 years and I still haven’t the slightest idea of how to play. – Gary Player
  • I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you. Now watch this drive. – George W. Bush
  • The worst day of golf beats the best day of work.
  • I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles. – G.K. Chesterton
  • Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. – Tiger Woods
  • Mistakes are part of the game. It's how well you recover from them, that's the mark of a great player. – Alice Cooper
  • I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators. – Gerald R. Ford
  • To find a man’s true character, play golf with him. – P.G. Wodehouse
  • Golfer’s Instructions 1. Swing 2. Swear 3. Look for ball 4. Repeat
  • Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots – But you have to play the ball where it lies. –Bobby Jones
  • I’m about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That’s the distance my left ear is from my right. –Ben Crenshaw
  • As you walk down the fairway of life, you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. – Ben Hogan
  • Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. – Dave Barry
  • Golf… is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well. – P.G. Wodehouse
  • If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt. – Dean Martin
  • Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an ever smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose – Winston S. Churchill
  • The only sure rule in golf is he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie. – Mickey Mantle
  • Mistakes are part of the game. It’s how well you recover from them, that’s the mark of a great player. – Alice Cooper
  • Stay true to yourself and listen to your inner voice. It will lead you to your dream. – James Ross
  • Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And I took a 7 to do that. – Jim Murray
  • Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well. – P.G. Wodehouse
  • Sometimes the biggest problem is in your head. You’ve Got to believe. –Jack Nicklaus
  • I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators. – Gerald R. Ford
  • Golf is a game in which you yell ‘fore,’ shoot six, and write down five. –Paul Harvey
  • If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt. – Dean Martin
  • Hit the shot you know you can hit, not the one you think you should. –Dr. Bob Rotella
  • The most important shot in golf is the next one. – Ben Hogan
  • Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. – Dave Barry
  • I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles. – G.K. Chesterton
  • I started watching golf for the first time yesterday. I`m really worried about myself. I was actually enjoying it. – Ewan McGregor
  • The greatest thing about tomorrow is, I will be better than I am today. And that's how I look at my life. I will be a better golfer, I will be a better person, I will be a better father, I will be a better husband, I will be a better friend. That's the beauty of tomorrow. – Tiger Woods
  • I started watching golf for the first time yesterday. I`m really worried about myself. I was actually enjoying it. – Ewan McGregor
  • It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. It took one afternoon on the golf course. – Hank Aaron
  • In golf as in life it is the follow through that makes the difference. –Anonymous
  • The most important shot in golf is the next one. –Ben Hogan
  • Golf is not a sport. It’s a way of life. Live it. Love it.
  • To Golf or Not to Golf??
  • To find a man's true character, play golf with him. – P.G. Wodehouse
  • Sometimes not getting what you want is a brilliant stroke of luck. – Lorii Myers, Make It Happen, A Healthy, Competitive Approach to Achieving Personal Success
  • The value of routine; trusting your swing. – Lorii Myers, Make It Happen, A Healthy, Competitive Approach to Achieving Personal Success
  • Stay true to yourself and listen to your inner voice. It will lead you to your dream. – James Ross
  • Golf’s Three Ugliest Words… Still Your Shot. –Dave Marr
  • if you gone come in second, you're just the first loser! – Tiger Woods
  • Life is better when you’re golfing.
  • If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play at it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf. – Bob Hope
  • Concentration comes out of a combination of confidence and hunger. –Arnold Palmer
  • Golf: A plague invented by the Calvinistic Scots as a punishment for man's sins. – James Barrett Reston
  • Golf, like measles, should be caught young. – P.G. Wodehouse
  • Golf is like a love affair. If you don’t take it seriously, It’s no fun; If you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. –Arthur Daley
  • The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight. – Ben Hogan
  • It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. It took one afternoon on the golf course. – Hank Aaron
  • Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. – Jack Benny
  • I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone’s game: It’s called an eraser. – Arnold Palmer
  • The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of the butterflies in the adjoining meadows. – P.G. Wodehouse
  • I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you. Now watch this drive. – George W. Bush
  • Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I’ve played the game for 50 years and I still haven’t the slightest idea of how to play. –Gary Player

 

 




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