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List of quotes to use from shows and movies

I love coming up with cheesy quotes from shows and movies to put in cards and emails. Life goes so quick but it is still a good idea to put together a nice quotes list. Here are some Funny Quotes Video Games items I have now:

• “War has changed.”
• “EA Sports… It’s in the game!”
• “Boom shakalaka.” Alan Wake
• “This is your fault. I’m going to kill you. And all the cake is gone. You don’t even care, do you?”
• “Hey hey hey it’s time to make some carrrrazzzyyy money are ya ready? Here we go!”
• We all make choices in life, but in the end our choices make us. Andrew Ryan, Bioshock
• Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls, and asks the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer. Javik, Mass Effect 3
• The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. G-Man, Half-Life 2
• “Stay a while, and listen!”
• “It’s super effective!”
  
• “The President has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President?”
• Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down – with the lemons!”
• “It’s a-me, Mario!” – Got to love an intertextual reference!
• “You were almost a Jill sandwich!”
• “Wait, that’s not how it happened.”
• What is better? To be born good or to overcome your evil nature through great effort? Paarthurnax, Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
• The healthy human mind doesn't wake up in the morning thinking this is its last day on Earth. But I think that's a luxury, not a curse. To know you're close to the end is a kind of freedom. Good time to take... inventory. Captain Price, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
• “We stand upon the precipice of change. The world fears the inevitable plummet into the abyss. Watch for that moment… and when it comes, do not hesitate to leap. It is only when you fall that you learn whether you can fly.” – Flemeth Portal 2
• “Tell my wife, I had another wife.” – Dying Secret Service Man
• “It’s TIME TO SPLIT!”
• “If our lives are already written, it would take a courageous man to change the script.”
• “There are two ways of arguing with a woman, and neither one works.”
• “War, war never changes.”
• “Hope is what makes us strong. It is why we are here. It is what we fight with when all else is lost.” Pokemon
• “Wakka wakka wakka.”
• Richter “You steal men’s souls and make them slaves!” BioShock
• “It ain’t no secret I didn’t get these scars falling over in church.”  Portal
• “Not even death can save you from me!” – Diablo Super Mario Bros.
• “Fighting was the only thing I was ever good at, but at least I always fought for what I believed in.” – Gray Fox Street Fighter II
• “Good men mean well. We just don’t always end up doing well.” – Isaac Clarke
• Wanting something does not give you the right to have it. Ezio Auditore, Assassin’s Creed 2
• “It’s time to kick ass and chew bubble gum…and I’m all outa gum.” Half-Life 2
• “Boss…you were right. It’s not about changing the world. It’s about doing our best to leave the world…the way it is. It’s about respecting the will of others, and believing in your own.” – Big Boss Spec Ops The Line
  
• Get over here! Scorpion, Mortal Kombat
• “The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.”
• “HADOUKEN!”
• “Nothing is more badass than treating a woman with respect.” – Mr. Torgue
• How many are there in you? Whose hopes and dreams do you encompass? Could you but see the eyes in your own, the minds in your mind, you would see how much we share. Vortigaunt, Half-Life 2
• “Everything is teetering on the edge of everything.”
• “The flow of time is always cruel, its speed seems different for each person, but no one can change it. A thing that does not change with time is a memory of younger days.” Sega Genesis
• “Thank You Mario! But our princess is in another castle!”
• “SEGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.”
• “The genius of the hole No matter how long you spend climbing out, you can still fall back down in an instant.” – Max Payne Fallout
• “You can’t break a man the way you do a dog or a horse – the harder you beat a man, the taller he stands.”
• “Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. Their silence is your answer.” – Javik Crazy Taxi
• “A hero need not speak. When he is gone, the world will speak for him.”
• “Life is a negotiation. We all want. We all give to get what we want.” – Mordin Solus.
• “Death is inevitable. Our fear of it makes us play safe, blocks out emotion. It’s a losing game. Without passion, you are already dead.” Far Cry 2
• “REVIVE ME!”
• Dracula “Perhaps the same can be said of all religions.” Metal Gear Solid 4
• Bring me a bucket, and I'll show you a bucket! Psycho, Borderlands 2
• “All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager!
• “Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.” – Mordin Solus Saints Row IV
• “FINISH HIM!!”
  
• “They offered you the city, and you refused it. And what did you do instead? What I’ve come to expect from you; you saved them. You gave them the one thing that was stolen from them. A chance. A chance to learn. To find love. To live. And in the end what was your reward? You never said. But I think I know… a family.”
• Even in dark times, we cannot relinquish the things that make us human. Khan, Metro 2033
• “Sonic Boom!” Diablo II
• “I’m-a-Wario! I’ma gonna win!”
• “It’s easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield.”- Solid Snake Assassin’s Creed II
• “All worlds begin in darkness, and all so end. The heart is no different. Darkness sprouts within it. It grows, consumes it. Such is its nature. In the end, all hearts return to the darkness whence it came. You see, darkness is the heart’s true essence.” Mario Kart 64
• “Would you kindly…”
• Steel wins battles. Gold wins wars.” Red Dead Redemption

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