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List of quotes to use from shows and movies

I love coming up with cheesy quotes from shows and movies to put in cards and emails. Life goes so quick but it is still a good idea to put together a nice quotes list. Here are some Funny 80s Quotes items I have now:

• Couch potato - Someone lazy who spends a lot of time on thier couch watching TV. My boyfriend is such a couch potato when Nick at Night is on.
• “I am your father.” – Darth Vader.
• Preppy - Dressing in a collegiate, East coast manner. That polo and deck shoes make him look so preppy.
• Tubular - Amazing or cool. That new board is totally tubular.
• Whatchu Talkin' 'Bout, Willis?
• Not even - A denial. Do I have a crush on Troy? Not even!
• Grody - Disgusting. Really gross. My little brother's room is grody to the max.
• Airhead - A ditz. That girl is such an airhead!
  
• This message will self destruct. (Inspector Gadget)
• I Kill Me
• Wicked - Another way to say something is really good or radical. That pizza place is wicked.
• The actual retail price of your... (The Price is Right)
• Don't have a cow - Mellow out, don't get overexcited. Don't have a cow, man. It's just a haircut.
• Lame - Uncool or pathetic. My dad wears socks with his sandals and bermudas - so lame!
• Say Hello To My Little Friend
• “Life moves pretty fast. You don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.” – Ferris Bueller
• Totally - A way to add emphasis. He was totally spazzing about that car.
• Pardon Me, Do You Have Any Grey Poupon?
• “No more yanky my wanky. The donger need food.” – Long Duk Dong
• "You are my density....I mean destiny"
• “If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles an hour, you’re going to see some serious shit.” – Doc Brown
• “I know you are but what am I?” – Pee-wee Herman
• Hoser - Insult meaning loser or jerk. That dude is such a hoser.
• Sucks - Unfair or upsetting. Getting grounded sucks.
• Ditz - Not very smart. Same as airhead. She is such a ditz she thinks chill pills are real medicine.
• Chocoholic - Addicted to chocolate. I am such a chocoholic, I can't say no to M&Ms.
• Like - Word used to accent nearly every sentence. Like, do you wanna go to prom?
  
• Pump *clap* You Up!
• Barf me out - Reaction to something offensive or disgusting. Dress like a preppie? Barf me out!
• Righteous - Excellent or awesome. This surf is righteous.
• G.I. Joooooooooooooe
• Slam dance - A dance form that involved smashing into each other. I've got bruises from slam dancing last night.
• Valley girl - A spoiled ditz, originally referencing girls from the San Fernando Valley in Southern California. Have you heard that mall chick talk? She is totally a valley girl.
• Psych - Gotcha. Used to let someone know you've surprised or fooled them. Actually, I'm not pregnant. Psych!
• Rad - Short version of radical. Your board is soooo rad.
• “They’re hee-eere!” – Carol Anne Freeling
• ... You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Angry.
• Hey You Guys!
• Butt ugly - Really unattractive. Her new perm is just butt ugly.
• Yuppie - Young urban professional; a well-educated, career-driven, well-employed person. Did you see those yuppies drive by in their Beemers?
• “Party on, Dudes.”
• A-Duh! (Fresh Prince of Bel Air)
• “E.T. Phone Home”
• Bad to the bone - Amazing. Excellent. His new car is bad to the bone.
• Party hardy - To party excessively. We're gonna party hardy after the last day of school.
• Bogus - Unfair or unbelievable. My dad wants me to get a job this summer - so bogus!!
  
• Bodacious - Excellent or awesome. Beautiful when describing a woman. We caught some bodacious waves this morning.
• Major - Used to stress another expression. That is so grody - major!
• I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up
• I'll Be Back
• I Pity The Fool...
• Andale! Andale! Arriba! Arriba! (Speedy Gonzalez)
• Where's The Beef?
• Wannabe - See poser. Those wannabes thought they could crash our party.
• Boho - Bohemian or bohemian in style. This skirt is so boho.
• Stoked - Excited and ready to take something on. I am so stoked to try bungee jumping!
• Cheezy - Tacky or in poor taste. Her chunky necklaces are so cheezy.
• Boy toy - A cute guy, usually the boyfriend of an older woman. Have you seen her with her new boy toy?
• Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
• House music - Repetitive dance music, with roots in disco. All they play at Club Eighties is house music.
• Veg - To relax or chill out. We're just gonna veg and watch MTV tonight.
• Mall chick - Girl who spends all her time at the mall. My sister is a total mall chick.
• Spazzing - Being overly excited. Stop spazzing -- you need to chill.
• Stud - A macho guy. That surfer is such a stud.
• Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! (Beetlejuice)
• Chill - Relax; hang out. Also used to tell someone to relax by saying, "Take a chill pill." Dude, let's chill at the beach tomorrow.
• Phat - Good, cool. Those shoes are so phat.
• ... And Knowing Is Half The Battle!
• "Death by Stereo"
  
• “Alright, alright, Mickey’s a mouse, Donald’s a duck, Pluto’s a dog. What’s Goofy?” – Gordie
• Poser - A wannabe. Someone who wishes he was in the in-crowd. That dude is such a poser.
• Radical- Very attractive and awesome. The Delorean is radical.
• Anybody got any cheese? (Family Matters)
• Gag Me With A Spoon!
• And now you know and knowing is half the battle. (GI Joe)
• Clap On!
• Gnarly - Excellent. That 32 inch 8-topping pizza is gnarly!
• Alvin!!! (Alvin and the Chipmunks)
• “Ohh God the dog wet on the picnic basket.” – Ellen Griswold
• Barf bag - An insult. You ate all the pizza? You are such a barf bag!
• To the max - To the extreme. Being grounded sucks to the max.
• Hacker - Computer genius. I need a hacker to change my grades.
• Let's do lunch - Yuppie phrase for meeting for lunch; sometimes said insincerely. Mwah. I've missed you. Let's do lunch soon!
• “Sometimes you gotta say, ‘What the f*ck.’” – Joel Goodson
• I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy.
• “I’ll be back.” – The Terminator
  
• Eat my shorts - Insult, used as a comeback. You think I'm lame? Eat my shorts, dude.
• Dweeb - Geek or nerd. That dweeb had the nerve to ask me to prom!
• “Wax on, wax off.” – Mr. Miyagi
• Bimbette - Insult for a girl. I'm not going to invite that bimbette to my party.

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