Funny 80s Quotes

Huge list of some great quotes from your favorite people, movies, and shows.

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List of quotes to use from shows and movies

I love coming up with cheesy quotes from shows and movies to put in cards and emails. Life goes so quick but it is still a good idea to put together a nice quotes list. Here are some Funny 80s Quotes items I have now:

  • Couch potato - Someone lazy who spends a lot of time on thier couch watching TV. My boyfriend is such a couch potato when Nick at Night is on.
  • “I am your father.” – Darth Vader.
  • Preppy - Dressing in a collegiate, East coast manner. That polo and deck shoes make him look so preppy.
  • Tubular - Amazing or cool. That new board is totally tubular.
  • Whatchu Talkin' 'Bout, Willis?
  • Not even - A denial. Do I have a crush on Troy? Not even!
  • Grody - Disgusting. Really gross. My little brother's room is grody to the max.
  • Airhead - A ditz. That girl is such an airhead!
  • This message will self destruct. (Inspector Gadget)
  • I Kill Me
  • Wicked - Another way to say something is really good or radical. That pizza place is wicked.
  • The actual retail price of your... (The Price is Right)
  • Don't have a cow - Mellow out, don't get overexcited. Don't have a cow, man. It's just a haircut.
  • Lame - Uncool or pathetic. My dad wears socks with his sandals and bermudas - so lame!
  • Say Hello To My Little Friend
  • “Life moves pretty fast. You don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.” – Ferris Bueller
  • Totally - A way to add emphasis. He was totally spazzing about that car.
  • Pardon Me, Do You Have Any Grey Poupon?
  • “No more yanky my wanky. The donger need food.” – Long Duk Dong
  • "You are my density....I mean destiny"
  • “If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles an hour, you’re going to see some serious shit.” – Doc Brown
  • “I know you are but what am I?” – Pee-wee Herman
  • Hoser - Insult meaning loser or jerk. That dude is such a hoser.
  • Sucks - Unfair or upsetting. Getting grounded sucks.
  • Ditz - Not very smart. Same as airhead. She is such a ditz she thinks chill pills are real medicine.
  • Chocoholic - Addicted to chocolate. I am such a chocoholic, I can't say no to M&Ms.
  • Like - Word used to accent nearly every sentence. Like, do you wanna go to prom?
  • Pump *clap* You Up!
  • Barf me out - Reaction to something offensive or disgusting. Dress like a preppie? Barf me out!
  • Righteous - Excellent or awesome. This surf is righteous.
  • G.I. Joooooooooooooe
  • Slam dance - A dance form that involved smashing into each other. I've got bruises from slam dancing last night.
  • Valley girl - A spoiled ditz, originally referencing girls from the San Fernando Valley in Southern California. Have you heard that mall chick talk? She is totally a valley girl.
  • Psych - Gotcha. Used to let someone know you've surprised or fooled them. Actually, I'm not pregnant. Psych!
  • Rad - Short version of radical. Your board is soooo rad.
  • “They’re hee-eere!” – Carol Anne Freeling
  • ... You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Angry.
  • Hey You Guys!
  • Butt ugly - Really unattractive. Her new perm is just butt ugly.
  • Yuppie - Young urban professional; a well-educated, career-driven, well-employed person. Did you see those yuppies drive by in their Beemers?
  • “Party on, Dudes.”
  • A-Duh! (Fresh Prince of Bel Air)
  • “E.T. Phone Home”
  • Bad to the bone - Amazing. Excellent. His new car is bad to the bone.
  • Party hardy - To party excessively. We're gonna party hardy after the last day of school.
  • Bogus - Unfair or unbelievable. My dad wants me to get a job this summer - so bogus!!
  • Bodacious - Excellent or awesome. Beautiful when describing a woman. We caught some bodacious waves this morning.
  • Major - Used to stress another expression. That is so grody - major!
  • I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up
  • I'll Be Back
  • I Pity The Fool...
  • Andale! Andale! Arriba! Arriba! (Speedy Gonzalez)
  • Where's The Beef?
  • Wannabe - See poser. Those wannabes thought they could crash our party.
  • Boho - Bohemian or bohemian in style. This skirt is so boho.
  • Stoked - Excited and ready to take something on. I am so stoked to try bungee jumping!
  • Cheezy - Tacky or in poor taste. Her chunky necklaces are so cheezy.
  • Boy toy - A cute guy, usually the boyfriend of an older woman. Have you seen her with her new boy toy?
  • Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
  • House music - Repetitive dance music, with roots in disco. All they play at Club Eighties is house music.
  • Veg - To relax or chill out. We're just gonna veg and watch MTV tonight.
  • Mall chick - Girl who spends all her time at the mall. My sister is a total mall chick.
  • Spazzing - Being overly excited. Stop spazzing -- you need to chill.
  • Stud - A macho guy. That surfer is such a stud.
  • Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! (Beetlejuice)
  • Chill - Relax; hang out. Also used to tell someone to relax by saying, "Take a chill pill." Dude, let's chill at the beach tomorrow.
  • Phat - Good, cool. Those shoes are so phat.
  • ... And Knowing Is Half The Battle!
  • "Death by Stereo"
  • “Alright, alright, Mickey’s a mouse, Donald’s a duck, Pluto’s a dog. What’s Goofy?” – Gordie
  • Poser - A wannabe. Someone who wishes he was in the in-crowd. That dude is such a poser.
  • Radical- Very attractive and awesome. The Delorean is radical.
  • Anybody got any cheese? (Family Matters)
  • Gag Me With A Spoon!
  • And now you know and knowing is half the battle. (GI Joe)
  • Clap On!
  • Gnarly - Excellent. That 32 inch 8-topping pizza is gnarly!
  • Alvin!!! (Alvin and the Chipmunks)
  • “Ohh God the dog wet on the picnic basket.” – Ellen Griswold
  • Barf bag - An insult. You ate all the pizza? You are such a barf bag!
  • To the max - To the extreme. Being grounded sucks to the max.
  • Hacker - Computer genius. I need a hacker to change my grades.
  • Let's do lunch - Yuppie phrase for meeting for lunch; sometimes said insincerely. Mwah. I've missed you. Let's do lunch soon!
  • “Sometimes you gotta say, ‘What the f*ck.’” – Joel Goodson
  • I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy.
  • “I’ll be back.” – The Terminator
  • Eat my shorts - Insult, used as a comeback. You think I'm lame? Eat my shorts, dude.
  • Dweeb - Geek or nerd. That dweeb had the nerve to ask me to prom!
  • “Wax on, wax off.” – Mr. Miyagi
  • Bimbette - Insult for a girl. I'm not going to invite that bimbette to my party.

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