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I love funny quotes. It is pretty much all I read. I like lists and here is a list of the best quotes out there. Here are some quotes you need to check out:

  • If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
  • The years teach much the days never know.
  • Never waste a minute thinking of anyone you don't like.
  • You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.
  • Focus on feeling good and the dance will come naturally.
  • You cannot change the circumstances, the seasons, or the wind, but you can change yourself. That is something you have.
  • It's good to have an end to journey toward, but it's the journey that matters in the end.
  • Time's fun when you're eating flies.
  • Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart.
  • fact once that man would never fly in the sky. The Wright brothers had big dreams that went beyond fact in their day and age. If you stay true to what you really want to do, then you will find ways to make it happen. Big dreams work on big magic.
  • To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else.
  • A positive attitude can really make dreams come true
  • Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
  • You can steer yourself any direction you choose.
  • Fall seven times, stand up eight.
  • Don't let what you can't do stop you from doing what you can do.
  • Nothing is particularly hard if you break it down into small jobs.
  • Why fit in when you were born to stand out?
  • We all can dance when we find music we love.
  • Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. Henry David Thoreau
  • There is a voice inside of you, that whispers all day long, I feel this is right for me, or I know that this is wrong.
  • Make each day your masterpiece.
  • You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was.
  • Winning doesn't always mean being first. Winning means you're doing better than you've done before.
  • It's not what happens to you, but how you react to it that matters.
  • In regard to being successful, just like finding the right songs, YOU must find YOUR THING!
  • It always seems impossible until it is done.
  • To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream, not only plan, but also believe.
  • Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.
  • Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal.
  • I think I can. I know I can.
  • Good words are worth much, and cost little.
  • Choose your friends with caution, plan your future with purpose, and frame your life with faith.
  • Not only must we be good, but we must also be good for something.
  • read over and over again until you understand it. Challenge yourself every so often.
  • Is this what my best looks like? That one question alone will change your entire life.
  • Before you act, listen. Before you react, think. Before you spend, earn. Before you criticize, wait. Before you pray, forgive. Before you quit, try.
  • In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is the right thing. The worst thing you can do is nothing.
  • Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tires and a touch that never hearts.
  • When you know better you do better.
  • The more you give away the happier you become.
  • So be sure when you step, Step with care and great tact. And remember that life's A Great Balancing Act. And will you succeed? Yes! You will, indeed! (98 and ¾ percent guaranteed) Kid, you'll move mountains. ? Dr. Seuss
  • Anyone can dance! Anyone can move their body to a rhythm that makes them feel good.
  • Row, row, row your boat. Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream.
  • When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.
  • No one is perfect
  • Do a little more than you're paid to. Give a little more than you have to. Try a little harder than you want to. Aim a little higher than you think possible, and give a lot of thanks to God for health, family, and friends.
  • Dont just read the easy stuff. You may be entertained by it, but you will never grow from it.
  • Focus on what you can do, right now, where you are.
  • Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts.
  • We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.
  • May you live all the days of your life.
  • Why fit in when you were born to stand out? – Dr. Seuss
  • You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who'll decide where to go…
  • Sometimes we make things more complicated than they really are.
  • I am only one, but I am one. I cannot do everything, but I can do something. And I will not let what I cannot do interfere with what I can do.
  • Sometimes we focus on all the wrong things.
  • I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful.
  • Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why we call it ‘The Present'.
  • Only surround yourself with people who will lift you higher.
  • Never let the odds keep you from doing what you know in your heart you were meant to do.
  • As they say, ‘dance like no one is watching'.
  • Every action in our lives touches on some chord that will vibrate in eternity.
  • The time is always right to do what is right.
  • Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
  • You always pass failure on the way to success.
  • Life itself is the most wonderful fairy tale.
  • What one can be one must be.
  • Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there!
  • Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life.
  • Climb ev'ry mountain, Ford ev'ry stream, Follow ev'ry rainbow, ‘Til you find your dream.
  • Be Silly, Be Honest, Be Kind.
  • Life is a gift.
  • We grow great by dreams.
  • Being kind is never wasted.
  • We know what we are but know not what we may be.
  • You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
  • Don't just read the easy stuff. You may be entertained by it, but you will never grow from it.



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