Office One Liners
Huge list of some great quotes from your favorite people, movies, and shows.
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Here are some great quotes for you to enjoy.
List of quotes to use from shows and movies
I love coming up with cheesy quotes from shows and movies to put in cards and emails. Life goes so quick but it is still a good idea to put together a nice quotes list. Here are some Office One Liners items I have now:
- And you know what's going to be on your tombstone? Loser! - Michael Scott
- Just pretend we're talking until the cops leave. - Creed Bratton
- I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. - Kevin Malone
- I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. - Michael Scott
- Do you think that doing alcohol is cool?! - Michael Scott
- Occasionally, I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me! - Michael Scott
- Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship. - Andy Bernard
- Apart from hitting her with my car, I have been so kind to that woman. - Michael Scott
- If I don't have some cake soon, I might die. - Stanley Hudson
- Well, happy birthday, Jesus. Sorry your party's so lame. - Michael Scott
- I tried to talk to Toby and be his friend, but that is like trying to be friends with an evil snail. - Michael Scott
- You all took a life here today. The life of the party. - Michael Scott
- Like Odyssey on Facebook
- I declare bankruptcy! - Michael Scott
- You don't know me; you've just seen my penis. - Michael Scott
- I hate looking at your face, I wanna smash it. - Michael Scott
- Suddenly, she's not yo ho no mo'. - Michael Scott
- Dwight, you ignorant slut! - Michael Scott
- I want to be wined, dined, and sixty-nined. - Kevin Malone
- I am better than you have ever been or ever will be. - Dwight Schrute
- Where are the turtles?! - Michael Scott
- The Taliban is the worst… great heroin though. - Creed Bratton
- Who is Justice Beaver? - Dwight Schrute
- There's too many people on this earth, we need a new plague. - Dwight Schrute
- Well just tell him to call me ASAP as possible. - Michael Scott
- Abraham Lincoln once said that, 'If you're a racist I will attack you with the North.' - Michael Scott
- 'You miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take' - Wayne Gretzky. - Michael Scott
- I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little stitious. - Michael Scott
- If I can't scuba, then what's this all been about? - Creed Bratton
- Why are you the way that you are? - Michael Scott
- If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice. - Michael Scott
- I don't care what they say about me... I just want to eat. - Pam Beesley
- The worst thing about prison was… the dementors! - Michael Scott
- I am Beyoncé always. - Michael Scott
- Sometimes when I start a sentence, I don't even know where it's going, I just hope I find it along the way. - Michael Scott
- That's what she said. - Michael Scott