Here are some great quotes for you to enjoy.

List of quotes to use from shows and movies

I love coming up with cheesy quotes from shows and movies to put in cards and emails. Life goes so quick but it is still a good idea to put together a nice quotes list. Here are some Office One Liners items I have now:

• And you know what's going to be on your tombstone? Loser! - Michael Scott
• Just pretend we're talking until the cops leave. - Creed Bratton
• I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. - Kevin Malone
• I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. - Michael Scott
• Do you think that doing alcohol is cool?! - Michael Scott
• Occasionally, I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me! - Michael Scott
  
• Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship. - Andy Bernard
• Apart from hitting her with my car, I have been so kind to that woman. - Michael Scott
• If I don't have some cake soon, I might die. - Stanley Hudson
• Well, happy birthday, Jesus. Sorry your party's so lame. - Michael Scott
• I tried to talk to Toby and be his friend, but that is like trying to be friends with an evil snail. - Michael Scott
• You all took a life here today. The life of the party. - Michael Scott
• Like Odyssey on Facebook
• I declare bankruptcy! - Michael Scott
• You don't know me; you've just seen my penis. - Michael Scott
• I hate looking at your face, I wanna smash it. - Michael Scott
• Suddenly, she's not yo ho no mo'. - Michael Scott
• Dwight, you ignorant slut! - Michael Scott
• I want to be wined, dined, and sixty-nined. - Kevin Malone
• I am better than you have ever been or ever will be. - Dwight Schrute
• Where are the turtles?! - Michael Scott
• The Taliban is the worst… great heroin though. - Creed Bratton
• Who is Justice Beaver? - Dwight Schrute
• There's too many people on this earth, we need a new plague. - Dwight Schrute
• Well just tell him to call me ASAP as possible. - Michael Scott
• Abraham Lincoln once said that, 'If you're a racist I will attack you with the North.' - Michael Scott
• 'You miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take' - Wayne Gretzky. - Michael Scott
• I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little stitious. - Michael Scott
  
• If I can't scuba, then what's this all been about? - Creed Bratton
• Why are you the way that you are? - Michael Scott
• If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice. - Michael Scott
• I don't care what they say about me... I just want to eat. - Pam Beesley
• The worst thing about prison was… the dementors! - Michael Scott
• I am Beyoncé always. - Michael Scott
• Sometimes when I start a sentence, I don't even know where it's going, I just hope I find it along the way. - Michael Scott
• That's what she said. - Michael Scott