Here are some great quotes for you to enjoy.

List of quotes to use from shows and movies

I love coming up with cheesy quotes from shows and movies to put in cards and emails. Life goes so quick but it is still a good idea to put together a nice quotes list. Here are some One Liners Church Signs items I have now:

• Practice thanking God for more than elastic waistbands
• The fact that there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers
• God wants full custody, not just weekend visits
• We accept Pray-Pal
  
• This is your sign to come to church
• G I F – Thank God I’m Forgiven!
• Dust on your Bible leads to dirt in your life
• U S H = Pray Until Something Happens!
• No body's perfect, but a Jesus workout could help
• Forecast for tomorrow: God reigns and the Son shines
• Do you spend your time with God's book or Facebook?
• We have a prophet-sharing plan
• You have one new friend request from: Jesus
• If God is your copilot, switch seats
• Our sign broke Come inside for the message
• Honk if you love Jesus Text and drive if you want to meet him
• God didn't create anything without purpose, but mosquitoes do come close!
• Eternity is a long time to think about where you went wrong
• Store the Bible in your heart, not on a shelf
• God saw you do that
• Download your worries and get online with God
• What happens in Vegas is forgiven here
• Prophecy class cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances
  
• Under the same management for more than 2,000 years
• Don’t wait for the hearse to take you to church
• Jesus said “I’ll be back” way before Arnold did
• What happens in Vegas is forgiven here!
• What did Adam say to Eve? I'll wear the plants in this family
• Easter comes once a year How often do you?
• Less hate, more pancakes.
• Hate corny church signs? Amen!
• iPod? iPad? Try iPray! God is listening!
• God recycles He made you from dust
• Jesus is God's selfie
• Addicted to the Hokey Pokey, so I turned myself around
• Jesus said "I'll be back" way before Arnold did
• If you're praying for a blizzard, please go to Dairy Queen
• Looking for the perfect gift? Find Him here
• The struggle is real but so is God
• iPod? iPad? Try iPray
  
• Visitors welcomed Members expected
• Life is change Growth is optional Choose wisely
• Free Coffee and Everlasting Life Yes, membership has its privileges
• There are some questions that can’t be answered by Google
• Jesus does not save halfway
• Prayer The original wireless connection
• I find your lack of faith disturbing – Darth Vader
• Life is cray cray Jesus is the way way
• Shock your Mom… go to church today!
• Be kind whenever possible Pro tip – it's always possible
• Don't give up! Moses was once a basket case!
• Jesus: Your get-out-of-Hell-free card
• Let’s meet Sunday at my house before the game –God
  
• God is our wireless provider!
• We are not Dairy Queen… but we have Great Sundays!
• Do you keep your Bible as close as your cell phone?
• I am also making a list and checking it twice – God
• If you are more fortunate than others, build a longer table, not a taller fence
• Autumn leaves Jesus doesn’t
• Honk if you love Jesus Text while driving if you want to meet him
• This church is prayer-conditioned
• Call 911; our pastor is on fire!
• You wanted a sign? Here it is!
• Walmart is not the only place for savings
• Jesus: Your get-out-of-hell-free card
• Give Satan an inch and he'll become your ruler
• God loves you whether you like it or not
• What could this sign say to get you here on Sunday?
• Get off of Facebook and into my book –God
  
• Our church is like fudge: sweet with a few nuts
• Thou shalt not steal copper from our A/C unit
• You may party in Hell, but you will be the barbecue
• The best vitamin for a believer is B1
• Can’t sleep? Don’t count sheep – talk to the shepherd!
• Sinners wanted Apply within
• When you throw mud, you lose ground
• Looking for "Mr Right"? This is His house!
• I hate this church – Satan
• Adam and Eve: The first people to read the Apple terms and conditions
• Gossip is the Devil's radio Are you his DJ?
• Does life stink? We have a pew for you!
• Why pay for GPS? Jesus gives directions for free
• Maury isn't the only place where people find their Fathers
• Jesus will love the Hell out of you
• Always remember that Hell is really un-cool
  
• Faith is the postage stamp on our prayers
• Jesus has a great “prophet-sharing” plan!
• Free Coffee! Yes, membership has its benefits!
• When gratitude becomes your default setting, life changes
• ATM inside: Atonement, Truth, Mercy
• Need a lifeguard? He walks on water
• Keep using my name in vain, and I'll make rush hour longer – God
• Your name may be on a bottle of Coke, but is it in the Book of Life?
• Can't sleep? Counting sheep? Talk to the Shepherd!
• If your life stinks, we have a pew for you
• Fifty Shades of Grace
• Hipster Jesus loved you before you were cool
• God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts
• Without the Bread of Life, you’re toast
• How do we make Holy Water? We boil the Hell out of it!
• Does your spiritual house need spring cleaning?
• Acting up in church is like dressing up for an X-ray
• Read the Bible It will scare the Hell out of you!
• Don’t give up! Moses was once a basket-case too!
  
• Tithe if you love Jesus Anyone can honk
• The manger was the first king-sized bed
• If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it
• Jesus is coming Look busy!
• Need a lifeguard? Ours walks on water!
• Body piercing saved our souls
• Too cold to change sign! Message inside
• Under the same management for over 2,000 years
• Trust in God, but lock your car
• Feeling warm? This church is prayer-conditioned
• No SPF needed to spend time with the Son
• What section would you prefer in the afterlife? Smoking or non-smoking?
• Don't make me come down there – God
• “I’m also making a list and checking it twice” – God
• This heat wave is temporary You certainly don't want to face an eternal one!
• Church parking only Violators will be baptized
• The 10 Commandments are not multiple choice!
• We are not Dairy Queen, but we do have great Sundays!
• We are still open between Christmas and Easter
• God answers all knee mail
  
• Seven days without Prayer makes one WEAK!
• God expects spiritual fruit, not religious nuts!
• Church shopping? We’re open on Sundays
• Exercise daily Walk with the Lord
• God’s last name isn’t “Damn!”
• Son screen prevents sin burn
• Prevent truth decay Brush up on your Bible
• What is missing from ch__ch? U R!
• Tweet others as you would like to be tweeted
• I was going to waste, but Jesus recycled me
• Forbidden fruits create many jams
• Wrinkled with problems? Come to the Lord's House for a faith lift
• Bring your sin to the altar and drop it like it's hot Drop it like it's hot
• Lord, help us be the people our dogs think we are
• Is prayer your steering wheel or your spare tire?
  
• Prevent truth decay Brush up on your Bible!
• The donkey and the elephant are fighting Look to the Lamb for answers