One Liners About Snow

Huge list of some great quotes from your favorite people, movies, and shows.


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List of quotes to use from shows and movies

I love coming up with cheesy quotes from shows and movies to put in cards and emails. Life goes so quick but it is still a good idea to put together a nice quotes list. Here are some One Liners About Snow items I have now:

  • What does Jack Frost say when the first flakes of winter start to fall? It’s snow time!
  • Bought a snow shovel this week. It had melted by the time I got it home.
  • What happened when an icicle landed on the snowman's head? It knocked him out cold.
  • Where does a snowman dance? At a snowball.
  • Why did the snowboarder take up skiing? Because he was snow bored!
  • The winner of the costume contest was the invisible man. He was invisible, and his wife wasn't much to look at either.
  • How did the snowman lose his head? Someone sat on his face.
  • How do you find Will Smith in a snow drift? Look for the fresh prints.
  • Mother Nature can be snow flaky this time of year.
  • Where does Frosty keep his cold, hard cash? In a snow bank!
  • What sort of cakes do snowmen like? Those with thick icing.
  • Winter is natures way of telling you to polish.
  • Why did the farmer only wear one boot to town? He heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
  • ‘Tis the ski-son!
  • Where do snowmen go to donate their sperm? The snowbank.
  • Did you hear that Frosty the Snowman’s wife went to the hairdresser? She got a perm-afrost!
  • I took the recent snow warnings with a pinch of salt.
  • How do you stop your mouth from freezing in the snow? Grit your teeth.
  • Kyle: "Dude, why is my netflix DVD out in the snow?" Ben: "Well, I heard the coolest thing on the internet right now is netflix and CHILL!"
  • Snowmen don't need scarves, idiots.
  • Why is Elsa dangerous with a snowblower? Because she’ll let it go!
  • Why did the snowman's daughter become a stripper? Because he was so cold to her.
  • How do you prevent a Summer cold? Catch it in the Winter!
  • Cold weather is here. Had to scrape ice & snow of my windscreen this morning. Used my supermarket loyalty card. Only got 10% off.
  • What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle.
  • What do you get if you cross Jon Snow and Jon Bon Jovi? Jon Bon Snowy!
  • Why did the boy bring a snowball to school? For snow and tell!
  • What does a drug addict dream about on Christmas Eve? Building a snowman using only cocaine.
  • What did the man say after he spent all morning buried in snow? I’m starving – can I avalanche?
  • Why do bees stay in their hives during snow storms? ‘Swarm.
  • What do you get when you cross a snoman and a vampire? Frost bite.
  • Winter is snow much fun.
  • I’d be better at walking in these conditions if I could just get to grip with this ice and snow.
  • How does a snowman get around? He rides an icicle!
  • How do snowmen travel? By icicle.
  • How do snowmen get clean? By taking snow showers!
  • Winter's coming so I'm knitting you a muffler. What size is your mouth?
  • Everyone teased the snowman about his pointy nose, but fortunately, he didn’t carrot all.
  • Did you hear someone brought a sled to the downhill ski race? They let it slide!
  • Sent a friend a pile of snow and sent them a text saying “get my drift?”
  • What is a snowman's least favorite yoga position? Downward-facing dog pee.
  • What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes!
  • Grandma's been staring through the window ever since it started to snow. If it gets any worse I'll have to let her in.

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