One Liners Before the Kill

Huge list of some great quotes from your favorite people, movies, and shows.

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Here are some great quotes for you to enjoy.

List of quotes to use from shows and movies

I love coming up with cheesy quotes from shows and movies to put in cards and emails. Life goes so quick but it is still a good idea to put together a nice quotes list. Here are some One Liners Before the Kill items I have now:

  • You think this is the real Quaid? It is.
  • Do you know what happens to a toad when it’s struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.
  • I didn’t forget everything. I remember how to kill you, asshole.
  • It’s you. You’re the rocket man.
  • Yes officer, as a matter of fact there is a problem. Apparently there are too many bullets in this gun.
  • Alcohol killed my first wife‚Ķ I got home drunk one night and shot her.
  • Garbage day!
  • No more Mr. Knife Guy.

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