One Liners for Best Friend

Huge list of some great quotes from your favorite people, movies, and shows.

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List of quotes to use from shows and movies

I love coming up with cheesy quotes from shows and movies to put in cards and emails. Life goes so quick but it is still a good idea to put together a nice quotes list. Here are some One Liners for Best Friend items I have now:

  • True friendship takes us by the hand and reminds us we are not alone in the journey.
  • Friends don’t let friends do silly things… alone.
  • We will always be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we will be new friends.
  • Friendship isn’t about whom you’ve known the longest. It’s about who came and never left your side.
  • It doesn’t matter who likes us. WE like us.
  • Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental hospital.
  • I can’t promise to fix all your problems but I can promise you won’t have to face them all alone.
  • Me and my best friends can communication with just facial expressions.
  • One friend can change your whole life.
  • It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
  • Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
  • Friendship is about finding people who are your kind of crazy.
  • Real friendship is when you friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
  • Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.
  • Sometimes, being with your best friend, is all the therapy you need.
  • You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.
  • I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something.
  • Best friends are people who make your problems their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.
  • Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
  • Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and you both just want to take a nap.
  • A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
  • It’s not what we have in life, but who we have in our live that matters.
  • The one who doesn’t tell you what you want to hear, but tell you what you need to hear.
  • True friendship isn’t about being inseparable. It’s being separated and nothing changes.
  • You are my best friend, my human diary, and my other half. You mean the world to me and i LOVE you.
  • Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
  • A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body.
  • Best friends are the siblings God forgot to give us.
  • God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters
  • Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public
  • Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
  • There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.
  • You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.
  • Never let you friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.
  • As we grow up, we realize it becomes less important to have a ton of friends, and more important to have real ones.
  • Only those who care about you can hear you when you’re quiet.
  • Friendship picks you up when the world lets you down.
  • Best friends are the people you can do anything and nothing with and still have the best time.
  • Remember, you don’t need a certain number of friends, just a number of friends you can be certain of.
  • We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes
  • You’re my best friend because I wouldn’t dare be this weird with someone else.
  • Hard times will always reveal true friends.
  • Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
  • Girls can survive without a boyfriend. Girls can’t survive without a best friend.
  • Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.
  • A good friend knows all your stories. A best friend helped you write them.
  • The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.
  • You laugh. I laugh. You cry. I cry. You jump off a cliff. I say “do a flip”.
  • Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.
  • I hope we’re friend until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people.
  • We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.
  • Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.
  • A day with a friend is always a day well spent.
  • We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.
  • Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.
  • She’s your best friend because she believe in you when you don’t believe in yourself.
  • One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets, one reason: best friends.
  • We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall , I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.
  • Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
  • Friends become our chosen family.
  • I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.
  • Friends offer free therapy.
  • A friend is a second self.
  • Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’
  • If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.
  • Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.
  • You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.
  • It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’
  • You’re my unbiological sister/brother.
  • One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.
  • Best friends make the good times better and hard times easier.
  • I think we’ll be friend forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends
  • Thank you for still being my friend, despite the fact that you are completely aware of every terrifying, raunchy, explicit detail of my life.
  • Here’s to the nights that turned into morning with the friends that turned into family.
  • It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.

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