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List of quotes to use from shows, movies, etc.

I love coming up with cheesy quotes from shows and movies to put in cards and emails. Life goes so quick but it is still a good idea to put together a nice quotes list. Here are some One Liner Life Quotes items I have now:

• The best apology is Changed Behavior.
• If nothing was learned, nothing was taught.
• The cure for moving too fast is just to slow down. William E. Coles, Jr.
• "The more you love the least deserving on your list, the more your life will change." Mike Dooley
• Classes will dull your mind, destroy your potential for authentic creativity. -John Forbes Nash
• Persist while others are quitting.
• Life is a question and how we live it is our answer. Gary Keller
• Today my kitchen is "family central." Life happens there. Jeff Henderson, Chef Jeff Cooks
• Little decisions you make alter your life, but they rarely do so all at once. Janet Springer, Unbreakable Willpower
• My mind’s made up, don’t confuse me with facts.
• Sure, I'd love to help you out ... now, which way did you come in?
  
• Everything that we do today determines how we're going to live life tomorrow. Martin Dasko, Failure To Launch No More
• I appreciate the prayer but I’ve already got God on my side.
• Take my advice — I'm not using it.
• Life is a long lesson in humility. J.M. Barrie
• The dogs bark but the caravan moves on.
• The problem with trouble shooting is that trouble shoots back.
• Cry for cuts and stitches, not for bastards and bitches.
• I would like to slip into something more comfortable - like a coma.
• The desire to live a purposeful life, I truly believe, resides in all humans. Paulo Braga, A Happy Life: Achieving and Laughing
• Parenting is a lifetime assignment. Ken Robinson, You, Your Child, and School
• Talk is cheap. Until you hire a lawyer.
• Life is an adventure and getting wherever you are going is half the fun. Amy, All Good Things Take Time
• "Model - that is, live - the behavior you want others to practice." Mario Morino, Leap of Reason
• Who cares for your beauty if your tongue is ugly.
• People lie, Actions don’t.
• Time does'nt exist. Clocks exists.
• "When you help another. When you serve another. Your life matters. Period." Paul Evans, Success is NOT an Accident!
• I’d rather be an honest asshole than a fucking liar.
• It’s not about how big the house is, It’s about how happy the home is.
• I believe that the ability to remain calm is an essential skill in modern life. Rick Mathis, Stay Calm
• The secret to life is to love who you are - warts and all. David DeNotaris
• Learning is a weightless treasure you can always carry easily. Chinese Proverb
  
• The story you live and the identity you inhabit are always a choice. Bernadette Jiwa, Story Driven
• I started with nothing, and I still have most of it.
• "To achieve anything and move forward in life, you need to take risks." Bastiaan Blikman; Chantalle Blikman, Be Happy and Successful
• I got lost in thoughts. It was unfamiliar territory.
• Accept life as it is. Then work to make it the way you want it to be. Cindy Francis
• There is no life as complete as the life that is lived by choice. Shad Helmstetter, Ph. D.
• Can all your worries add a single moment to your life? Jesus, Matthew 6:27
• Sounds like its time to get that Enterprise built!
• I don’t want to go to heaven none of my friends is there. -Oscar Wilde
• The light heart lives long. Irish Proverb
• We must learn who is gold and who is simply gold plated.
• If you even dream of beating me, You better wake up and apologize. -Muhammad Ali
• Ambition is my drug, Success is the only cure.
• Look for opportunities in every change in your life. Meir Liraz, How to Improve Your Leadership and Management Skills
• Where there is love there is life Gandhi
• "In life we can have results or reasons." Harald Anderson
• The story of life is quicker than the wink of an eye.
• Stick around I may need someone to blame. -Oscar Wilde
• Your life is your message. Gandhi
• Hurt me with the truth but don’t comfort me with a lie.
• If you are here - who is running hell?
• Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
• Life is accepting what is and working from that. Gloria Naylor
• Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes...
  
• When nothing is sure, everything is possible.
• Life really does begin at forty. Up until then, you are just doing research. Carl Gustav Jung
• There is no dance without the dancers.
• Everyone's life is a fairy tale, written by God's fingers. Hans Christian Andersen
• "Attitude and ability are complementary to each other for success in life." M. K. Soni
• "People without self-awareness go through life simply reacting out of habit." John C. Allen, Emotional Intelligence
• A bad habit has a unique detrimental effect on your life. Richard D. Rawlings, End Bad Habits
• The fire that warms can also consume us, It’s not the fault of the fire. -Swami Vivekananda
• Happiness consists not in having much, but in being content with little. Marguerite Gardiner
• Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
• Money attracts the woman you want, Struggle attracts the female you need.

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