One Liner Horror Stories

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I love coming up with cheesy quotes from shows and movies to put in cards and emails. Life goes so quick but it is still a good idea to put together a nice quotes list. Here are some One Liner Horror Stories items I have now:

  • I don’t know where the hell my husband is. I can’t remember where I buried him.
  • Last night, I had a nightmare that I’d lost both my legs in a gruesome car accident. Then I realized it was only a memory.
  • You see, I stand on my box.
  • As I played in the basement, Mother called me upstairs.
  • I felt my husband’s hand squeeze mine. But then I remembered, he was dead and I was in my apartment alone.
  • The officer finally got back to me. The call was coming from inside the house.
  • As I walked up the driveway with my new friend, I introduced him to my dad. “What friend?!” he asked with bewilderment in his eyes.
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  • And exact my revenge – flesh by the pound.
  • It’s nice that my grandmother calls to check on me, but if she wants to communicate from the other side I wish she wouldn’t scream so much.
  • I used to be considered the evil twin. But now I’m considered an only child.
  • Everyone complimented my disfigured mask last Halloween, full of hairy puss and scars. But they didn’t know, when I went home, there was nothing to remove.
  • You start to drift off into a comfortable sleep when you hear your name being whispered. You live alone.
  • Audra looked across the table to smile warmly at the loving faces of her husband and children. “I do so enjoy our time together” she whispered as she gently placed each of their severed heads back into the refrigerator.
  • My wife woke me up last night to tell me there was an intruder in our house. She was murdered by an intruder 2 years ago.
  • I couldn’t wait any longer to be a mother. So I grabbed a knife to rip the baby from my stomach.
  • “My daughter won’t stop crying and screaming in the middle of the night. I visit her grave and ask her to stop, but it doesn’t help.”
  • When I wake in the middle of the night to the sound of cracking, I am aware that it is her rigor mortis body snapping unto itself as she crawls down the hallway . I knew it was only a matter of time before she would seek her revenge.
  • But others tell me they’re just swaying in the wind where they were hung.
  • I hear my daughter cry, “Mommy I’m so cold, please let me in!” I shut the curtains, knowing she wont cry much longer in the snow.
  • The pairs of emaciated eyes outnumber the single round in my gun. With pleading tears falling on her doll’s hair, I point the barrel at my last surviving daughter.
  • I was never more scared or more filled filled with dread,
  • “You’re about to sleep and put your blanket on, one of your leg is freezing because it’s not covered by the blanket; you’re afraid of monster touches your leg. Then you cover it, and you pull the blanket to your head until it’s covered, under the blanket you sigh, yet it’s already there.”
  • “I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy, check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy, there’s somebody on my bed.”
  • I can’t move, breathe, speak or hear and it’s so dark all the time. If I knew it would be this lonely, I would have been cremated instead.
  • You wake up. She doesn’t.
  • Don’t be scared of the monsters, just look for them. Look to your left, to your right, under your bed, behind your dresser, in your closet but never look up, she hates being seen.
  • I had three seconds of sight left. I was fascinated by how much my brains resembled oatmeal, spattered on the concrete.
  • I peeked outside. The pizza delivery guy is at the door, but I didn’t order a pizza
  • “I can’t sleep,” she whispered, crawling into bed with me. I woke up cold, clutching the dress she was buried in.”
  • I travel here and there so suddenly, and never make a sound.
  • I just saw the children playing, admiring how high they have swung.
  • ‘Oh don’t worry dear we’re glad to have you for diner.” They said smiling, as I lie bound and gagged on the floor while they took their last bite of lunch, my husband.
  • “I woke up to hear knocking on glass. At first, I thought it was the window until I heard it come from the mirror again.”
  • I look at my clock its 3:15 as a rotting corpse pushes fingers into my stomach, I scream in relief its only a dream. Looking at my clock it is 3:14 and my closet door creeks open…
  • They celebrated the first successful cryogenic freezing. He had no way of letting them know he was still conscious.
  • She asked why I was breathing so heavily. I wasn't.
  • I just saw my reflection blink.
  • The doctors told the amputee he might experience a phantom limb from time to time. Nobody prepared him for the moments though, when he felt cold fingers brush across his phantom hand.
  • I went camping with my three best friends. But by the time we left, we were nothing but a murderer, a witness, and a dead body.
  • I’ve been scrubbing my hands non-stop for weeks. The blood just won’t come off.
  • A smile of relief washed across his face even with his arm swallowed nearly to the elbow by the drain, and he said, ” I think I feel your ring!” I smiled too, and said,” Oh, that’s great, love…and I know about Vanessa,” as I flipped the disposal switch.
  • When she turned around, she saw her own self, dressed in different clothes. Her heart went into shock and the other self gently helped her to the floor as she died.
  • I fell asleep in my pajamas. But I woke up in a suit, with a closed casket surrounding me.
  • I once had a girlfriend named Jill, I buried her under that hill.
  • “The last thing I saw was my alarm clock flashing 12:07 before she pushed her long rotting nails through my chest, her other hand muffling my screams. I sat bolt upright, relieved it was only a dream, but as I saw my alarm clock read 12:06, I heard my closet door creak open.”
  • I looked out my window. The stars had gone away.
  • My girlfriend is scared of horror movies. They make her paranoid, which can be tricky when I’m watching her through her living room window.
  • There is someone right behind you.
  • The wailing from the baby monitor just won’t stop. Problem is, my daughter is with her mother this weekend… over 200 miles away.
  • A smile Zax cracked, and ‘no’ Timmy plead: ‘no need to cut further, mom’s already dead.’
  • ‘Please stop,” I whimpered as he fastened my other arm to the table, “if you let me go, I won’t tell anyone”. He looked up at me with a wicked smile “how do you think I got you? They gave you to me.’
  • I held her in my arms, dying
  • I found a new bottle of my best friend’s favorite scotch on the kitchen counter today. He died in a drunk driving accident six years ago.
  • You’ll foolishly expose your sweet, precious head…
  • The longer I wore it the more it grew on me. She had such pretty skin.
  • The mirror had been left to me by my late aunts estate, stored in the attic and covered in paper. I stared at my reflection, feeling that something was…off…but not knowing what – when my reflection winked at me.
  • And I know how your window unlocks.
  • I woke up to the sound of screams and the feel of immense heat surrounding me. Sobbing as the torture began again, I remembered hell wasn’t a made up place…
  • And hand reached up and grabbed my foot.
  • I used a Ouija board yesterday, but I only asked one question and put it away. I got my answer today
  • I was having a pleasant dream when what sounded like hammering woke me. After that, I could barely hear the muffled sound of dirt covering the coffin over my own screams.
  • The knife, it slices
  • But sometimes at home, when I’m all alone, I find that she sleeps with me still.
  • My grandmother told me it was a gift to see the angel of death in front of people’s houses, to know he would be collecting someone there soon. I thought it was a gift too, until the day I began to see it in front of every house.
  • I’d so love to snack on your eyeballs, quite raw.
  • We gave it to him, hoping that he’ll finally tell us where the rest of her is.
  • I held my son’s hand tightly as the cars whizzed past the sidewalk. “With any luck, they won’t find the rest of him,” I muttered to myself.
  • The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock at the door.
  • I kiss my wife and daughter goodnight before I go to sleep. When I wake up, I’m in a padded room and the nurses tell me it was just a dream.
  • When I checked his browser history, I found the search: “How to poison my wife.” So I threw down the water bottle he’d just handed me.
  • You get home, tired after a long day’s work and ready for a relaxing night alone. You reach for the light switch, but another hand is already there.
  • You’d better run, I’m coming for you.
  • My TV keeps turning on by itself. It’s annoying, but what’s more worrisome is how it only shows footage of me standing in my living room.
  • The stew I was eating was delicious, and I wanted to give my husband a taste. That’s when I found his wedding ring in my bowl, still on his finger.
  • “Don’t be scared of the monsters, just look for them. Look to your left, to your right, under your bed, behind your dresser, in your closet but never look up, she hates being seen.”
  • My kids were excited to tell me about the day they just had with their mother. My eyes watered as I pondered how to tell them she died this morning on the way to work.
  • Muscles now relaxed, and still in her bed; young Timmy and Zax leaving all left unsaid.
  • My daughter won't stop crying and screaming in the middle of the night. I visit her grave and ask her to stop, but it doesn't help.
  • I’d been noticing it for months, that tiny lag in my reflection, not that anyone believed me. Today was different she didn’t even attempt to mimic me she stood there smiling, I think she wants to come out.
  • The girl pedaled quickly towards his car, droplets of water flying off her, leaving a trail on the sidewalk. He should have weighted down her body in the river, but as she came closer and the smell of rotten flesh overcame him, he realized it wouldn’t have mattered.
  • As she finally drifted off to sleep, she felt the cold, bony fingers caress her body. She prayed it was just a dream….
  • The grinning face stared at me from the darkness beyond my bedroom window. I live on the 14th floor.
  • That means it’s time to drag you down to hell.
  • She asked why I was breathing so heavily. I wasn’t.
  • Happy Father’s Day dad, as I kiss your gravestone.
  • There was a picture in my phone of me sleeping. I live alone.
  • I tried to check my makeup in the mirror. But my reflection was missing.
  • I kept calling my girlfriend the day they buried me. She wouldn’t answer.
  • A knock at the door and ‘Could you help us?’ I hear.
  • “A girl heard her mom yell her name from downstairs, so she got up and started to head down. As she got to the stairs, her mom pulled her into her room and said, “I heard that, too.”
  • Warm and juicy; best best served fresh. I love the taste of human flesh.
  • My mom told me she had the best time playing with my little sister today. My sister went missing in 2002
  • ‘Daddy I can’t sleep” she said, and crawled under the sheets with me. In the morning I woke up freezing cold and clutching the dress she was buried in.
  • I never go to sleep. But I keep waking up.
  • Being the first to respond to a fatal car accident is always the most traumatic thing I see as a police officer. But today, when the crushed body of the little dead boy strapped in his car seat opened his eyes and giggled at me when I tried to peel him out of the wreckage, I immediately knew that today would be my last day on the force.
  • I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”
  • I should have been cremated, and not buried in the ground.
  • They delivered the mannequins in bubble wrap. From the main room I begin to hear popping.
  • Day 312. Internet still not working.
  • However I’m one to tease my meals, and killing is always a treat.
  • I always thought my cat had a staring problem, she always seemed fixated on my face. Until one day, when I realized that she was always looking just behind me.
  • “The covers are always a safe place in my bed, everyone’s out and I’m home alone, I slip between the covers, trying not to think bad thoughts. In complete darkness I whisper to myself, “Is it stupid that I’m afraid?”, “Don’t worry, friend, they can’t get us in here”, it whispers back.”
  • You hear your mom calling you into the kitchen. As you are heading down the stairs you hear a whisper from the closet saying “Don’t go down there honey, I heard it too.”
  • Outside my three year olds bedroom I hear her say, ” But Mommy, I don’t want to.” My voice replies, “All little girls stab their Daddies.’
  • The upstairs neighbors are awfully noisy. I told my landlord… it’s been vacant for months.
  • She wondered why she was casting two shadows. Afterall, there was only a single lightbulb.
  • “I awoke to the sound of the baby monitor crackling with a voice comforting my firstborn child. As I adjusted to a new position, my arm brushed against my wife, sleeping next to me.”
  • Nurse’s Note: Born 7 pounds 10 ounces, 18 inches long, 32 fully formed teeth. Silent, always smiling.
  • I stopped going to church, because God never answers me. But the Devil speaks to me every night.
  • For sale: like-new engagement ring, barely worn, came right off her finger. Finger also for sale for the right offer.
  • Being the first to respond to a fatal car accident is always the most traumatic thing I see as a police officer. But today, when the crushed body of the little dead child boy strapped in his car seat opened his eyes and giggled at me when I tried to peel him out of the wreckage, I immediately knew that today would be my last day on the force.
  • You hear the scream across the hallway, but your eyes won’t open and you can’t move.
  • I had guests over today, they seemed to be really nice, so I introduced my hobby; it’s quite technical, you see, and I’m no good with words, so I had to show them.
  • I watched you play whilst at the park.
  • From behind me, She whispered, ‘Don’t go up there.’
  • I was always told not to play with my food, as it is a blessing to eat.
  • Through moon and fog, I run, branches whipping bare legs bloody, and race the hot breath, that burp of hell, against my nape. Closer, closer, until saliva spatters my skin, and the thing with teeth wraps me in its mouth.
  • I needed to quickly run a SQL command to update a single row in an Oracle DB table at work. To my horror, it came back with “–2,378,231 rows affected.”
  • I woke up to hear knocking on glass. At first, I though it was the window until I heard it come from the mirror again.
  • You’re laying in bed and with your feet dangling out of the covers. You feel a hand grab your feet.
  • “She asked why I was breathing so heavily. I wasn’t.”
  • I arrived at the funeral a few minutes late. Nobody acknowledged me, and I figured out why when I looked into the casket and saw myself.
  • She woke up to an unusual silence in their bedroom. She looked over as the thing that laid where her husband use to be rose from under the sheets.
  • I glance outside once and nevermore for the kid’s eyes were black and their faces austere.
  • And from the grave, where my father was put.
  • I have never seen anything like it, the way it screamed and crawled towards me. This… This thing is suppose to be my little brother.
  • My daughter walked up to me asking, “Mommy, who is that man behind you?” I turned with an uneasy feeling, to find no-one standing there, looked back to tell her there was nothing there and there was nothing left but the teddy bear she was just holding covered in blood.
  • The funeral attendees never came out of the catacombs. Something locked the crypt door from the inside.
  • I work in a strip club. And I hate to admit it, but I hear more screams than moans.
  • I was taking a crap and noticed my...
  • I didn’t mind it when the rain began to fall. Until it hit my skin and burned.
  • The cloven hoof prints were fresh. They were in sets of two, staggered like a man running.
  • I asked the hot guy in my class why he was staring at me. He said that he was actually staring at the demon that always hovers behind me.
  • After dating all through high school and college, our daughter’s boyfriend finally came by today to ask my husband and me for her hand.
  • If you get scared at night, don’t keep your eyes closed for too long. There’s a reason you’re scared, and now you can’t see it approach.
  • She felt the warmth of the sun as she smiled at him and promised, “I will follow you until the end of time.” When she opened her eyes, the pyre beneath her had begun to burn.
  • I kissed her, but she wouldn’t kiss me back. She was already decomposing.
  • There's nothing like the laughter of a baby. Unless it's 1 a.m. and you're home alone.
  • I scrubbed her blood off of my suit until there was no trace of DNA left. But I needed something to remember the night by, so I kept a handful of her hair.
  • Read this after the day is nigh.
  • I breathe in the gas and count back from ten to get my tonsils removed. “Looks like little Timmy is finally going to get a new heart, and I get a new car.”, I hear the doctor say as I fall into the void.
  • After working a hard day I came home to see my girlfriend cradling our child. I didn’t know which was more frightening, seeing my dead girlfriend and stillborn child, or knowing that someone broke into my apartment to place them there.
  • Slaying quickly, quietly, swiftly; Just don’t turn around.
  • “I can’t sleep” she whispered, crawling into bed with me. I woke up cold, clutching the dress she was buried in.
  • I used to love hearing those sounds; the bathroom door opening, my girlfriend playfully drumming her fingernails on the sink, and the flat screech of the shower curtain pulling back before she stepped in to join me. But hearing those drumming nails now, as I’m showering before bed on the night of her funeral, stirs up altogether new feelings.
  • Grandpa died smoking a cigar in his favorite chair. We got a new one but from the ash marks he leaves behind he has a new favorite chair.
  • “You get home, tired after a long day’s work and ready for a relaxing night alone. You reach for the light switch, but another hand is already there.”
  • My mother has been screaming at the front door for hours now. She’s not happy that I killed her with my bare hands.
  • You taught how me to be a man, but today I feel so all alone.
  • My wife just ran in to ask me if I was okay because she could hear my terrible coughing fit from across the house. I wasn’t coughing.
  • I woke up to the smell of copper in the air. I had done it again.
  • What could lie in her crib, crying?
  • I was starving and lost in the woods until I found a hiker. Im full now, I just wished she hadn’t screamed so loud.
  • I will wait patiently until I’m found.
  • My daughter won’t stop crying and screaming in the middle of the night. I visit her grave and ask her to stop, but it doesn’t help.
  • I’m all alone during a storm when the power goes out. Lightning strikes and there is a man standing in my hallway with a knife.
  • I have a friend named Charlie. I’m playing at his house but it’s cold down here in the basement, I wonder when Charlie will let me go home.
  • I like living alone. Because, when I hear a faint singing or feel a hand on my thigh, I know it’s one of them.
  • The smell of my own charring flesh fills my nose as the muffler coughs out the it’s last dying gasps. My only hope is someone seeing my hand, that I’m hoping is still stuck in the guardrail above.
  • From afar, the doll looked just like her. From close up, she could see it was made out of her lost teeth and dead skin.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue.
  • I sat on my daughter’s bed and sang her favorite song before giving her a kiss on the cheek, just as I’ve done every night since she was a baby. When I was done and smiled down at her, she whispered “Mommy please stop, you’re dead.’
  • I had often had a slightly irrational fear of being stalked or having someone show up in the backseat of my car after leaving a bad relationship , so I got a smaller car for sense of security. The day I stopped carrying pepper spray with my newfound courage, a soft breath tickled the hairs on my neck with a soft “found you.’
  • My cat never goes near my closet. The one day she did, she never came back out.
  • Than the night the police found, her dismembered head.
  • I opened my front door to the frantic pounding of my next door neighbor. To my horror it was something that was wearing his skin…
  • I got a haunted doll in the mail today. If only I could find where she ran off too…
  • I have a recurring dream I’m murdered by a man I’d never met. I thought it was stupid until I went on a blind date and saw him at the table.
  • The dog sits at my gate every morning and night when I leave and come home from work. Even after all this time she can still smell her owner’s blood on my hands.
  • I can’t move, breathe, speak or hear and it’s so dark all day round.
  • “After working a hard day, I came home to see my girlfriend cradling our child. I didn’t know which was more frightening, seeing my dead girlfriend and stillborn child, or knowing that someone broke into my apartment to place them there.”
  • I’ll come to your house when the day goes dark.
  • I think I’m dead. But the other spirits keep telling me I’m alive.
  • Wrapped in sheets and cuddled in bed.
  • I see a face staring at me from my window. I live on the 3rd floor.
  • It sat on my shelf, with thoughtless porcelain eyes and the prettiest pink doll dress I could find. Why did she have to be born still?
  • I swear I heard my daughter whisper my name. But, the thing is, I’m still pregnant.




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