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Huge list of some great quotes from your favorite people, movies, and shows.


Here are some great one-liners for you to enjoy.

List of quotes to use from shows, movies, etc.

I love coming up with cheesy quotes from shows and movies to put in cards and emails. Life goes so quick but it is still a good idea to put together a nice quotes list. Here are some One Liner Horse items I have now:

  • One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.
  • There are lots of reasons to love a horse, sometime it's no more than the sweet little way he stepped on some asshole's foot.
  • A lot of horses get distracted; it’s just human nature.
  • A horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle.
  • The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.
  • Whoa!: A brake for horses.
  • I was really enjoying my ride and just thinking how beautiful it was here and the next minute I was picking gravel out of my head.
  • Bombproof Your Horse
  • There are more horses’ asses in this world than there are horses.
  • Treat a horse like a woman and a woman like a horse; and they’ll both win for you.
  • Wild hornets couldn’t drag me there.
  • Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground.
  • Horses have four bits of lucky nailed to their feet; they should be the luckiest animals in the world.
  • There are no handles to a horse, but the 1910 model has a string to each side of its face for turning its head when there is anything you want it to see.
  • Wild whores could not drag me away.
  • I can make more generals, but horses cost money.
  • Racehorse: A barn athlete.
  • Horses just naturally have Mohawk haircuts.
  • Black beauty – he's a dark horse.
  • A camel is a horse designed by a committee.

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