Here are some great one-liners for you to enjoy.

List of quotes to use from shows, movies, etc.

I love coming up with cheesy quotes from shows and movies to put in cards and emails. Life goes so quick but it is still a good idea to put together a nice quotes list. Here are some one liner pickups items I have now:

• Is your name Dwayne Johnson? Because you Rock my world!
• I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
• If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
• You look a lot like my future wife.
• Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
• You be the iceberg and I'll be the Titanic - and go down on you.
• So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
• Without my glasses, you couldn't pass for a female.
• Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle
• You’re so cute it’s distracting!
  
• You must be the cure for Alzheimer’s, because you’re unforgettable.
• I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
• Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.
• [Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
• Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
• I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
• People call me John, but you can call me tonight.
• What's on the menu? Me-n-U
• If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
• Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!
• Are you an omelette? Because you're making me egg-cited!
• How come you're not on top of a Christmas tree? I thought that's where angels belonged.
• There's only one thing I want to change about you, and that's your last name.
• I don't know if you're beautiful, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.
• I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.
• Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
• There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
• Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
• Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
• Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.
• Do you believe in love at first sight? 'Cause I can't see with my eyes.
• Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?
• Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?”
  
• You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
• Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
• Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest
• When God made you, he was showing off.
• You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
• Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
• Can I hit you in the face... with my lips?
• Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you’re acute-y!
• You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
• You must be exhausted because you've been running away from me in my mind all night and you're really out of shape.
• Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
• I’m in the mood for pizza... a pizza you, that is!
• You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
• Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
• This time next year let’s be laughing together.
• Even if you had 0 followers, I’d follow you anywhere.
• You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
• You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
• I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
• Are you a good cuddler? I might let you join my gang.
• You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
• If you were a Transformer you’d be Optimus Fine!
• If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
  
• If you were a potato you'd be a sweet one.
• If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard
• I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?
• If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
• Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
• I'd better get a library card, because I'm checking you out.
• Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you.
• You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.
• If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
• Are you Jewish? Cause you ISRAELI HOT.
• Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
• Hey... somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
• Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
• Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
• Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
• If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
• So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
• I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
• Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.”
• Please call 9-1-1, because you just made my heart stop!
• You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
• You’re so attractive that my phone gets hot just from talking to you.
• I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
• Are you Willy Wonka's daughter, 'cuz you look sweet and delicious.
  
• Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.
• You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
• Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
• Are you a hipster, because you make my hips stir.
• Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past you again?
• If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
• I’m learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them?
• Are you mexican? Because you're my juan and only!
• If I got a nickel for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
• Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I'm asking for is one from you.
• Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?
• Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
• Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
• I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are.
• Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
• Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
• Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
• You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
• If I said you had a beautiful body, would you let me put it in a twelve-foot-deep pit in my soundproofed basement dungeon?
• Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
• Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
• I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU.
• I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
  
• When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
• If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
• I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
• No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
• If I were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart.
• Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?
• If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.” Here are the best animal cartoons out there.
• I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What’s your number?
• You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
• Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
• If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
• Do you like Mexican food? Cause I want to wrap you in my arms and make you my BAE-RITTO.
• Do you have any raisins? Well, then how about a date?
• Be unique and different, say yes.
• Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.
• When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
• Wanna go bowling? I thought it might be right up your alley.
• Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.
• Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.
• Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal your heart, and you'll steal mine.
• Hey! I just met you, and this is crazy. But here's my number, I don't have herpes.
• Are you African? Because you're a frican babe.
• Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
  
• You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
• If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
• You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
• I'd say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
• Hey baby, I must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
• Please call an ambulance, your beauty is killing me.
• Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.”
• I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
• Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?
• Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
• Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
• Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!”
• Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
• Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
• Can I have your Instagram? My parents said I should follow my dreams.
• Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
• Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”
• Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?”
• Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder.
• I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.
• I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
• There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
• On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need.
  
• Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
• I need a dollar, but I only have 90 cents... do you want to be my dime?
• Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb!
• I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
• (hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
• Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet.
• Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and... damn!
• Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
• Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.
• Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
• I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.
• Blue eyes, red lips, pale face. So pretty. You look like the flag of France.
• There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
• You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.
• I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice.
• I'm glad I'm not blind!
• Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
• Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet butt.
• Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!
• If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
  
• Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
• Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you're hot!
• The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
• Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
• Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.” Read the 25 best anti-jokes that are so unfunny they’re funny.
• (Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, here's (name), comin' at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
• Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
• Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect
• I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
• If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
• Put down that cupcake... you're sweet enough already.
• You're so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you'd poop out toast!
• Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
• Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
• Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
• Hey baby. You got a jersey? [A jersey?...Why?] Because I need your name and number.
• Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
• Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're "mmmm... good!"
• Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.” These cheesy pickup lines could blossom into a relationship that’s anything but cheesy! Check out these love and marriage cartoons that are too accurate.
• I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
• Did you go to bed early last night? From the looks of it, you got your beauty sleep.
• Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
  
• [Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
• Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.
• Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
• Is there a rainbow today? Because I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
• I’ll give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead.
• I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
• Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
• I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
• If you were ground coffee, you'd be Espresso cause you're so fine.
• Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.
• I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.
• Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.
• Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?” These cheesy pickup lines may make eyes roll, but they’re also chuckle-inducing.
• Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot!
• Let me tie your shoes, cause I don't want you falling for anyone else.
• Nice hair, wanna mess it up?
• Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".
• Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?
• Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
• My friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't... I think you're absolutely gorgeous!
• You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
• If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!
• I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
• You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
• What pickup line actually works on you?
• Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.
• Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.
  
• Can you please scratch my back? My arms are far too muscular for me to reach.
• Are you on Nickelodeon? Cause you're a-Dora-ble!
• What do you like for breakfast?
• Did we go to different schools together?
• You look so familiar... didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
• I was so content with my life and one day I asked God, what could be better than this? And then I met you.
• Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
• Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!
• How was heaven when you left it?
• Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!
• Hey you…I swipe you right.
• I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
• (As she is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? (What?) Me!
• If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
• If I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say "I love you" with my last breath!
• My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
• If you were a transformer, you'd be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
• Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot 'n Ready.
• If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
• Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?”
• Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
• Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
  
• I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.
• Charizards are red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I would choose you!
• You're like pizza. Even when you are bad, you're good
• Do you drink Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!
• You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
• Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
• Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
• Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
• Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.
• I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
• I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
• What's the difference between an erection and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini.
• Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
• I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
• If you were a flower you'd be a damnnn-delion
• You may be asked to leave soon, you're making all the other women look bad.
• Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
• Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!
• (Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
  
• Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
• Do you have a map? Because I'd like to find my way into your heart.
• Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing!
• Wanna come over and see my collection of clown paintings?
• Baby I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life.
• Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
• Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
• Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
• My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
• If you were a tropical fruit, you'd be a Fine-apple!
• Are your parents bakers? Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!
• You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
• If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
• Can I lick that film off your teeth?
• You must be a very important textbook passage, because seeing you is the highlight of my day.
• I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
• Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless.
• Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
• My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
• Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got some nice buns!
• If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
• Is your name Dunkin? Because I Donut want to spend another day without you.
  
• Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
• Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
• Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
• I'm not a doctor, but I'll take a look anyway.
• My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
• Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout!
• You’re not a vegetarian, are you? Because I’d love to meat you.
• Ever been inside a Wendy's after hours?
• When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
• They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number?
• Hey, I'm going for a walk. Would you hold this for me?
• I hear they banned you from school lunches for being so sweet.
• Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?
• Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together.
• You remind me of my big toe - I'd bang you on the coffee table!
• Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
• You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
• Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
• Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.
• Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
• Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
• You should come over and check out my extensive collection of Chili's coasters.
• Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  
• I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
• You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
• You stole my heart. That's OK, though - I have another one at home in the fridge.
• Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
• Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.” These are the 26 best wedding jokes and quotes for the perfect speech.
• Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
• Are you from Russia? ‘Cause you’re Russian my heart rate!
• You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
• You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
• Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaam!
• Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
• Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going... I just need eye contact from you.
• I love your dress.
• What time do you have to be back in heaven?
• Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.” Cheesy pickup lines aren’t the only way to score a date. Try these 20 grammar jokes only word nerds will appreciate.
• Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!
• Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!
• Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!
• Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I'd die.
• Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
• If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
• Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.
• Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
• Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.
• I could lay next to you forever... or until we decide to go eat.
• Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You’re A Blessing.
• You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word again.
• Don't be so picky....I wasn't!
• You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
• Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!
• How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here).
• Go ahead, feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material!
• Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you're so Dope!
• Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
• If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
• Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you!
• Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
• Call me Shrek because I'm head ogre heels for you!
• You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!
• Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper!
• You smell like trash, can I take you out?
• I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
• Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?”
• Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
• Even though there aren't any stars out tonight, you're still shining like one.
• I was wondering if you had an extra heart? Mine seems to have been stolen

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